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33 Geeky Insults You Can Use Almost Anywhere | GeekDad | Wired.com
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2012/05/33-geeky-insults
n general, geeks prefer to use brains rather than brawn to get themselves out of a situation. As a result, their insults are often witty, literary and highly intelligent. But not always.
Here are a few of our favorites. (Note to parents: you may want to preview these first before your kids pick them up.)
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
— The Doctor, Doctor Who
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking… Nerf herder! — Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
— Thurio, The Two Gentlemen of Verona by William Shakespeare
[You’re] a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only club.
— Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth (...)