Fuck Cupcakes
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The Wall Street Journal investigated gourmet-cupcake burnout today. Crumbs Bake Shop Inc., which once traded at more than $13 a share in mid-2011 (yes, on the real stock market, not in My Little Pony-ville), has sunk to a mere $1.70 — about a fourth of the price of a Crumbs cupcake, believe it or not — and expects sales to drastically slump throughout the year. Even more humble cupcake sellers said customers are “getting tired” of cupcakes, despite stores with names like “Happy Cakes” and “Sweet Thing” continuing to infiltrate our society like Diabetes.