Egypt Escalates Its War on Language, Radically Trims down The Alphabet
▻http://www.karlremarks.com/2014/02/egypt-escalates-its-war-on-language.html?m=1
A man walks into a shop, greeting the shopkeeper:
“Sisi Sisi!”
“Sisi Sisi!”
“Sisi?”
“Si. Sisi?”
“Sisi.”
At which point, the customer pays for what he bought and leaves.