Doctor warns against this surprisingly stupid XXX-mas trend : Don’t masturbate with ornaments
▻https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns
A United Kingdom doctor is raising eyebrows across social media by warning people of the dangers of masturbating with ornaments come Christmastime — which is apparently an actual trend.
“It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.
Alors je note : pas les décorations de Noël, et pas les obus de 14-18. Ça ne laisse quand même plus beaucoup de possibilités…