Lebanese People More Upset Over Losing SkyBar Than Going a Year Without President
▻http://www.beirut.com/l/41197
Do you think we’re above saying, “Wal3aneh bil SkyBar?” Because we’re not.
At around 2 AM on Thursday, a huge fire (presumably due to an electric short) broke out in our nation’s favorite nightclub causing extensive damage to 60% of SkyBar’s venue. The repairs will need six to seven months to be completed, according to a Daily Star report, which means the club will not be open this summer.
Can you hear the sound of the thousands of Louboutin heels being put back into their boxes? Can you hear the hairdressers of Beirut weeping at the thought of all the missed opportunities to give Lebanese girls an up-do every Friday night? Can you hear the management of Zaatar W Zeit fall to its knees at the mere prospect of no post-SkyBar drunken snackers?
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But back to what’s most important here: SkyBar. Where else are we supposed to drop hundreds of dollars to be packed in like a bunch of sweaty sardines in smooth vodka? Where else can we spend 98% of the night standing pathetically in front of a door begging a dickish bouncer to let us in? And where else can we spend the remaining 2% of our night enjoying the sweet stylings of blaring, thumping beats resembling something people once referred to as music? WHERE?
Pour le titre : #gorafi_encore_plagié
