Frank Zappa – Dickie’s Such an Asshole Lyrics

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  • Frank Zappa – Dickie’s Such an Asshole
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    One ’n one is eleven!
    Two ’n two is twenty-two!

    Won’t somebody kindly tell me
    What the government’s tryin’ t’ do .
    Dickie’s just to tricky
    For a chump like me to use, oh use
    You take that sub-committee serious, boy (and I’m serious)
    You just might get a seizure from the evenin’ news

    Millions ’n millions of dollars .
    Much as he might need . . . (good work!)
    He could open up a chain of motels, people
    On the highway, yes indeed!

    Quadrophonic desperation! (oh, pinch that loaf now!)
    There might be confinement loaf up under your bed (well . . . )
    You know if you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber (pffft . . . NURSE!)
    The FBI is gonna get your number

    GONNA GET YA
    GONNA GET YA
    GONNA JUMP UP THE SUB-COMMITTEE AND GET YA!

    THE FBI
    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER
    THE FBI
    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER
    THE FBI
    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER
    THE FBI
    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER
    THE FBI
    THEY ALREADY GOT YOUR PICTURE
    THE FBI
    AND YOUR FINGERPRINTS TOO
    THE FBI
    THEN THEY GOT A GUY IN VIRGINA
    THE FBI
    WHIFFING UP A LITTLE SOUP JUST FOR YOU

    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER
    GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

    Tryin’ not to worry
    Tryin’ not to care
    But you know, I get so excited
    When that soup goes over there

    Can’t have no private conversation
    Nowhere
    In the USA
    Can’t wait ’til the rest of the people all over the the world
    Find out that their confinement loaf
    Is just the same ol’ way
    Every day .
    (Pinch that loaf now!)

    Let me tell you about this right now
    Let me tell you about this right here
    Let me make this formerly clear
    Let me tell you about this right here
    You know you put me in office
    So you must have wanted me in office
    I did you no harm
    I used to have twenty-five tapes
    Now I only got ten
    Can’t remember what happened to the rest
    S’pose I gave ’em to a friend
    Gave a couple to Bebe Rebozo
    Gave a couple to Pat Boone
    Gave a couple to Ronald Reagan
    Gave a couple to the new vice-president
    He said he’d stick with me through thick and thin
    Even if I invaded Nicaragua
    You know I’m not a crook
    You know I’m not a crook
    I just wanna lie about one more thing right now .
    (Say yeah yeah . . . )

    The gangster stepped right up
    ’N kissed him on the lips good-bye
    Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did
    An’ he didn’t even bat an eye!

    The man in the White House - oooh!
    He’s got a conscience black as sin!
    (Yeah, maybe I . . . I don’t know but, it’s just a training exercise)
    There’s just one thing I wanna know -
    How’d that asshole ever manage to get in?

    You’re all the same, so sing right along now:

    DICKIE’S SUCH AN ASSHOLE
    Sincerely, Dick, we mean it
    Sincerely, Ron, we mean it
    Sincerely, Dick and Ron, we continue to mean it
    Wee-ooo

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