United States Department of Fear: Operation Cola Freedom
►http://www.feardepartment.com/2011/08/operation-cola-freedom.html
The United States Department of Fear congratulates its Washington D.C. based security forces for the success of Operation Cola Freedom.
In late July, DoF intelligence learned that members of the Lemonade Liberation Army (LLA) planned to distribute underpriced lemon water on Capitol Hill in August.
We’re committed to working closely with American’s leading cola drink manufacturers to close down any such operations throughout the country. In the 1970s kids could sell lemonade on the street, but that was before we asked FoxNews to alert parents to the risk of child abduction. For the most part, street-corner lemonade stands are now a thing of the past.
Today, when Americans need refreshment, they know enough to buy Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or 7-Up. Lemonade Liberation Army violated a number of Department of Commerce policies, putting the profitability of America’s highly successful beverage and food conglomerates at risk.
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